Sun glasses. Glasses for the sun. Protecting you from the UV rays whilst also raising your fashion profile into the stratosphere. Okay, maybe that's a bit much to expect from a pair of shades, but here are 7 other reasons why you need sunglasses in your life:
He's famous. He's Irish. He wears shades.
I'll be wearing them for this reason alone, With or Without You. On a Beautiful Day. You get the idea.
#2 Hops before Shops
When your other half drags you into every shop down the road and you look longingly at the pub across the way, wait until they're knee-deep in the sock section and nip across for a cheeky pint. She'll never know it's you if you put your shades on.
#3 Park Life
Stephen's Green is a wonder in the summer but if you forget your shades you'll never be able to enjoy it when that guy you just don't want to talk to catches your eye.
Having a good time? Don't wanna give the game away? Shove on your glasses to cover up any evidence of shady dealings...
#5 Not Tonight, Mate
Having a good time? Don't wanna give the game away? Use your shades mate, how many times do I have to tell you? You'll never get let into a pub if the bouncers see your eyes rolling around!
#6 Moore Street
That guy from Stephen's Green is coming at you again down Moore Street and you do not want another round of 'you should get into sales mate, I'll be raking it in before long!' Lucky you didn't forget your shades this time to avoid eye contact, right?
#7 You're from Dublin
Represent your city in style. Plus, when you're from Dublin there's always blue skies (in your mind, anyway).